In the spirit of Charlie Hebdo/ free speech... slightly tongue-in-cheek:

I found the numerous articles guessing at Oxford’s future (Oxford Today, Trinity 2015, p. 36) to be unimaginative, self-serving, agenda-ridden, anti-car (ironic given Oxfordshire’s history and present — from Formula 1 racing cars to the Mini) and ludicrously ‘PC’; they were all replete with boring buses and ecopeace bamboo bicycles. Although I do rather like the monorail idea (and bamboo bicycles too — still saving-up for one!)

So, could you please solicit an alternative view from the recently ‘available’ J Clarkson of nearby parish.