As part of the Michaelmas 2013 issue of Oxford Today, we're giving you the chance to win a copy of Reds, Whites & Varsity Blues: 60 Years of the Oxford & Cambridge Blind Wine-tasting Competition (RRP £35.00).

To stand a chance of winning the book, simply complete the following tie-breaker in 100 words or less:

"If my college, [XXX], was a wine, it would be [XXX], because [XXX]"

Extra marks will be awarded for fruit-driven wit balanced by supple, fine-grained comic structure.

Please email your entry directly to janet.avison@admin.ox.ac.uk, including the phrase 'tie-breaker' in the subject line to help us spot your entry. The deadline for entries is Monday, November 18th.